Setsujoku no Iwatobi Matsuri！ Junbi hen Sono 3

 (雪辱の岩鳶祭！準備編 その3 lit. Iwatobi Festival of Vindication! Preparation Part 3) is the third track of the drama CD Extra Short Films. It was released on December 12, 2018.

Translation
Gou ：That’s right. It was the season of refreshing breeze and new verdure. We were steadily progressing in our preparation of the poolside cafe. Our signature dish was the mackerel sandwich. We grill the mackerel on a portable clay stove, then glaze it with miso and hold it between two pieces of toasts. However, on the day of the Iwatobi Festival, in the morning… Haruka： The mackerels… have all gone bad. Makoto： What should we do? We can’t make mackerel sandwiches like that. Haruka： The only things left are… toasts, miso paste, and the portable grill stove. Rei： Should we just serve toasts that are toasted on the grill stove? Nagisa： We can’t do that, Rei-chan! It’d be not impactful at all! Gou： Oh! This is the time for protein powder! Let’s sprinkle protein over the toasts! Rei： Anything but that, please! Ayumu： Isn’t that… the same conversation we had just now? Romio： Let’s not talk and listen! Haruka： We need to come up with another dish that’s impactful right away. Nagisa： Hmm… how about strawberry miso on toast? Makoto： Strawberry miso!? Gou： I knew it! We should use protein powder…! Makoto： Strawberry miso or protein powder…!? What an extreme ultimatum… Nagisa： Strawberry miso is better, definitely! Hey, Haru-chan, you think so too, right? <font color=>Haruka： Should we try with strawberry miso then? <font color=>Nagisa： As expected of Haru-chan! You know what’s good! <font color=>Gou： Wait a minute, Haruka-senpai! In that case, please use strawberry-flavored protein powder! <font color=>Rei： Gou-san, can you please leave protein out of the equation!? <font color=>Makoto： Ahhh, okay then! Let’s say we do add strawberry miso toast to our menu. The problem is, how are we supposed to prepare enough strawberries now? <font color=>Nagisa： At times like this, let’s ask Ayanokouji-kun! <font color=>Romio： Who is this Ayanokouji-kun? <font color=>Rei： Ayanokouji-kun was in the class adjacent to ours, and his family ran a fruit shop. <font color=>Shizuru： My family runs a seafood shop. <font color=>Romio： Shizuru, we don’t need that information now. <font color=>Nagisa： And so, we thought that if we asked Ayanokouji-kun for help, he would be able to give us some strawberries. However… <font color=>Ayumu： However? <font color=>Rei： In exchange for the strawberries, Ayanokouji-kun thrust a terrifying request upon us. <font color=>Shizuru： What is this terrifying request? <font color=>Gou： Competitive swimwear… <font color=>Romio： Huh? <font color=>Rei： For the festival, Ayanokouji-kun’s class was doing a theatre act. And there was a competitive swimming scene in it. In order to use swimwear that adds realism to the scene, Ayanokouji-kun asked us to lend him our jammers in exchange for the strawberries! <font color=>Ayumu： You couldn’t have just… lent them to him? <font color=>Gou： No we couldn’t! Since the theme of our booth was… <font color=>Haruka： …poolside cafe where we serve our guests in aprons over jammers. If we don’t have our jammers… <font color=>Makoto： We’d be wearing an apron naked! <font color=>Nagisa： Yup, I’m fine with that, dressing in Naked Apron. <font color=>Rei： It’s not fine! <font color=>Makoto： There’s nothing we can do… we have to hold back our tears and prioritize our signature dish… let’s just make it a normal cafe? <font color=>Gou： And so, we tried to turn it into a normal cafe with just normal toasts on the menu. <font color=>Romio： Well, it’s not a normal cafe when you wear an apron with jammers. <font color=>Gou： But then it started raining, so the fire of the stove went off, and we couldn’t run a cafe at the poolside when it’s raining. In the end, these were the unpreventable circumstances that caused the cancellation. <font color=>Rei： Let’s all work hard to make sure the same thing doesn’t happen this year! <font color=>Gou： That’s right! How about we ask our customers to wear swimsuits as well, so it doesn’t matter if we get wet! <font color=>Nagisa： Oh, that’s a good idea! <font color=>Gou： And we’ll give them a “muscle discount” if they have beautiful muscles! <font color=>Ayumu： And a “fat discount” as well, please! <font color=>Shizuru： So we now know what the “unpreventable circumstances” were, but… <font color=>Romio： …our deduction and the rumours about the protein and apron with jammers were not wrong…