Moshi Kareshi ni Surunara？ ～Samezuka-hen～

Moshi Kareshi ni Surunara？ ～Samezuka-hen～ (もし彼氏にするなら？ ～鮫柄編～ If He Was Your Boyfriend – Samezuka Side) is the fourth track of the drama CD Iwatobi Kōkō Suiei-bu Katsudō Nisshi 1. It was released on August 21, 2013.

Translation
Rin ：“If He Was Your Boyfriend – Samezuka Side.”

[Rin is swimming and reaches the pool end] Nitori ：Matsuoka-senpai, good work today! Here’s your towel! Rin ：Oh, thanks. Nitori ：Senpai, congratulations! You shortened your time again! [Rin tosses the towel at Nitori] Rin ：Nitori. Don’t get giddy over a time length like this. I’m aiming higher. Nitori ：Well, perhaps, but getting a record that’s better than before is a good thing, isn’t it? Rin ：This is just a checkpoint. (That’s right. It’s just a checkpoint. I have to get even faster.) [''Rin walks away. Mikoshiba pats him on the back''] Mikoshiba ：Hey, good work today! Nitori ：Ah, Captain Mikoshiba! Good day! Mikoshiba ：You two sure do get along with each other… Oh, right, you’re roommates too, aren’t you? Nitori ：Yes, that’s right! Rin ：We’re not that close. Mikoshiba ：Don’t be embarrassed to admit it! [Mikoshiba slaps Rin's back] Rin ：I-I’m not embarrassed and that hurts! Mikoshiba ：But Nitori, isn’t it tough sharing a room with Matsuoka? This guy’s anti-social and he doesn’t look like he can cook or anything. Rin ：(He’s talking shit about me…) <font color=>Nitori ：That’s actually not true at all! Matsuoka-senpai is very responsible. Surprising, isn’t it? <font color=>Rin ：Nitori, you’ll pay for that later. <font color=>Nitori ：Eh? Did I say something wrong? <font color=>Rin ：Forget it. <font color=>Mikoshiba ：I see. Come to think of it, Matsuoka has that little sister Gou-kun, so you must be experienced at looking after people. <font color=>Rin ：Captain. Can you not call other people’s sisters by their first name? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Hm? Do I need your permission for that? Then I’m sorry! Matsuoka, please let me call Gou-kun by her first na– <font color=>Rin ：I won’t allow it! <font color=>Mikoshiba ：[slapping Rin on the back] Now, now! It’s fine! Don’t get so hung up by the details! <font color=>Rin ：It’s NOT fine, and it’s NOT a detail! <font color=>Nitori ：But the way Matsuoka-senpai looks after others does make you think, as expected from the oldest child! <font color=>Rin ：I don’t give a fuck. Never mind me, you ought to learn to be more responsible for yourself, Nitori. <font color=>Mikoshiba ：He does have a point! <font color=>Nitori ：Even Captain agrees… <font color=>Mikoshiba ：By the way, I’m also a pretty responsible guy! <font color=>Rin ：You’re the captain, so you have to be responsible… <font color=>Nitori ：Do you prefer a responsible person, Matsuoka-senpai? <font color=>Rin ：Huh? <font color=>Nitori ：Let’s say if you were a girl and you had to date either me or Captain, who would you pick? <font color=>Rin ：Huh, are you fucking nuts?! How did this come up? <font color=>Nitori ：It’s just a little fun. Answer me, who would you pick? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：[laughs] Seems interesting! Who will it be, Matsuoka? <font color=>Rin ：[sighs] What a pain in the ass… (But they look like they’ll keep pestering me until I answer… I’ll just give it a little thought and get back to practice. If I were to date Captain Mikoshiba…)

<font color=>Mikoshiba ：[runs up] Hey, Matsuoka! Thank goodness it’s sunny out today, eh! A good day for a date! <font color=>Rin ：Captain Mikoshiba. Do you know what time it is? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Hm? It’s five minutes to twelve. Arriving five minutes early is a basic! <font color=>Rin ：We agreed to meet at eleven!! <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Oh, it was eleven, huh! [laughs] Sorry, sorry! I had the wrong idea! <font color=>Rin ：Forget it, where do you want to go today? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Let’s see… [A wind blows] <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Oh? The wind blew from the north to the south. Okay! Let’s go south! <font color=>Rin ：Huh? What’s there south? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：No idea! We go wherever the wind takes us! <font color=>Rin ：Eh? Wai– <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Matsuoka! Let’s go! [Mikoshiba walks off] <font color=>Rin ：I don’t believe this… He just LEFT ME…

<font color=>Rin ：(Not him. Then if it was Nitori…)

<font color=>Rin ：Oh, you’re here early Nitori. <font color=>Nitori ：Hello, Matsuoka-senpai! Good morning! Since it’s a date with you, I came here two hours early! <font color=>Rin ：That’s too early. <font color=>Nitori ：No, this is normal. <font color=>Rin ：Forget it. So, where are we going today? <font color=>Nitori ：How about the shopping mall in front of the station, to go see a movie? <font color=>Rin ：Okay… <font color=>Nitori ：I already have the tickets. Here. <font color=>Rin ：O-Okay… Thanks. <font color=>Nitori ：Oh, I even made lunch, so tell me when you’re hungry. <font color=>Rin ：Okay… <font color=>Nitori ：I even have tea ready, so tell me when you get thirsty. <font color=>Rin ：Okay… <font color=>Nitori ：I’ll blow on it to cool it before I give it to you. <font color=>Rin ：Uh… <font color=>Nitori ：Also, if you get tired out from walking, I have a camping chair and sun umbrella– <font color=>Rin ：Ahh, shut up!

<font color=>Rin ：[sighs] (Not him either.) <font color=>Nitori ：Senpai! Which is it, me or Captain? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：Well, Matsuoka? <font color=>Rin ：Neither. [walks off] <font color=>Nitori ：Hey, wait! Senpai!