Asahi to Kisumi no Komori Funtou ki

 (旭と貴澄の子守り奮闘記 lit. Asahi and Kisumi’s Babysitting Struggle) is the seventh track of the drama CD Extra Short Films. It was released on December 12, 2018.

Translation
Kisumi： Hey Asahi, did you know? Apparently “A Rat’s Life 3” will be released next year! Asahi： Seriously!? Let’s go see it! Kisumi： Asahi, did you see the second movie? Asahi： Yeah, that Archerfish of Naruto said it’s really good, so I invited Haru to the theatre with me. You saw it too, Kisumi? Kisumi： I saw it at the premiere. Asahi： For real!? Why didn’t you ask me to go with you!? Kisumi： That’s because it was during spring break, and you weren’t in Tokyo yet. Akane： Here, sorry to keep you waiting! Pork cutlet curry for Asahi, and chocolate parfait for Kisumi-kun! Asahi： Oh, thanks, Sis. Kisumi： Thank you very much. Akane： Asahi, you seems to have lots of free time, don’t you have practice? Asahi： Well, the university championship just end, so I have a whole off day today! Cuz it’s important for an athlete to rest, too! Haru also said he’s taking a break today and going to the new aquarium with Makoto. Kisumi： Oooh, the aquarium, how nice! I would’ve liked to go, too! Akane： Well, in that case, this is perfect timing. Asahi： Huh? What perfect timing? Akane： I thought that if you’re free, maybe you could watch Tsukushi for a bit. <font color=>Asahi： What the hell!? (baby noise) <font color=>Akane： There are not enough ingredients for tonight. I’ll be back in an hour, so I’m counting on you two to watch the shop for me! <font color=>Asahi： Wait, Sis-! Geez, being a slave driver is one thing, but you didn’t have to drag Kisumi into this, Sis! (baby noise) <font color=>Kisumi： There, there, you’re such a good boy! (baby laughs) <font color=>Asahi： He really loves you, Kisumi, as always. <font color=>Kisumi： Hehe, no need to be jealous. <font color=>Asahi： I’m not jealous! (baby noise) <font color=>Kisumi： Hmm? What is it? Tsukushi, do you want to have some chocolate parfait? <font color=>Asahi： Oh, wait, aren’t you not supposed to feed a baby chocolate? <font color=>Kisumi： Eh? Is that so? <font color=>Asahi： Also, I think they can’t eat squids, too… <font color=>Kisumi： Hmm… no chocolate and squids… aren’t those what you can’t give cats? Oh well, when you’re a baby this age, I guess chocolate is not good for you. I wonder if he can eat ice cream or whipped cream… (baby noise) <font color=>Asahi： Aaaah hold on! What are you chewing your own foot!? Are you that hungry!? <font color=>Kisumi： That’s what babies do! Maybe he’s just making sure he has legs! <font color=>Asahi： What’s up with you, Kisumi? How do you know so much? <font color=>Kisumi： It’s because I would take care of Hayato sometimes when he was a baby. (baby noise) <font color=>Kisumi： Woooh! There, there. Here, you’d like this, wouldn’t you? (baby laughs) <font color=>Asahi： Wow, he’s really happy. Hey, isn’t that a plastic wrapper for crackers? What’s so fun about it? <font color=>Kisumi： I think he likes how it makes crinkling sounds! (baby noise) <font color=>Kisumi： You’re not supposed to eat the wrapper! <font color=>Asahi： C'mon, give that to me! (baby cries) <font color=>Kisumi： Oh no, Asahi, you made him cry. <font color=>Asahi： What!? It’s my fault!? (baby cries) <font color=>Asahi： Aaaah, Tsukushi, stop crying! <font color=>Kisumi： Look over here, Tsukushi… Peek-a-boo! <font color=>Asahi： Ugh… it’s not working. Let me try! …peeka…BOO! (baby cries) <font color=>Kisumi： Hmm… maybe he’s hungry? Here, Asahi, breastfeed him! <font color=>Asahi： I don’t have milk! <font color=>Natsuya： What on earth are you guys doing? <font color=>Asahi： Natsuya-senpai! <font color=>Kisumi： Ah! Welcome! I’m sorry, we’re in the middle of something… <font color=>Natsuya： So? Which one of you is the father? <font color=>Asahi： Neither of us are. <font color=>Kisumi： He is Asahi’s sister’s child! <font color=>Natsuya： Let’s see, hand him to me. <font color=>Asahi： Uh… are you sure this is okay, Natsuya-senpai? <font color=>Natsuya： Where I homestayed in Mexico, there’s a baby around this age. I used to gather all the babies in the neighborhood and take care of them together. <font color=>Asahi： Seriously? You’re amazing, Natsuya-senpai. <font color=>Kisumi： So reliable~! <font color=>Natsuya： I’ll show you my special move that I learned there. It’s my special Mexican-trained killing move: peek-a-boo. <font color=>Asahi： Ugh, killing move… you’re not supposed to kill him. <font color=>Natsuya： Any baby who’s subjected to my peek-a-boo will stop crying in split second. In Acapulco, they nicknamed me “The Angel of Sleep.” <font color=>Natsuya： Here we go… *deep breathe* (baby crying) <font color=>Natsuya： PEEKABOO!!! (baby screaming) <font color=>Asahi： That didn’t work at all! <font color=>Natsuya： That’s so strange… how about the lifting technique that I learned in Brazil, São Paulo? *lift* Up, up and away! UP, UP AND AWAY!! (baby crying intensifies) <font color=>Kisumi： Natsuya-senpai… is surprisingly useless, isn’t he. <font color=>Asahi： Haah… you’re probably right. <font color=>Natsuya： Heh… to think that my techniques won’t work on him… he’s gonna be a big-shot when he grows up. Well then, see ya later. <font color=>Asahi： What did you come here for!?!?!? <font color=>Kisumi： Hold on a sec, Tsukushi. I’m getting your milk ready. Here Asahi, first you wash your hands with soap and make sure they’re clean. <font color=>Asahi： O-okay. <font color=>Kisumi： Next, you add milk powder with a measuring spoon to the baby bottle that’s been sterilized in boiling water! <font color=>Asahi： There, done! <font color=>Kisumi： And then, you add boiled water that’s over 70 degrees Celcius to the bottle, to dissolve the milk powder! <font color=>Asahi： Yup, all dissolved! <font color=>Kisumi： After it’s dissolved, you place the bottle into a bowl of ice, and cool it down until it’s the temperature of the human body! <font color=>Asahi： Hmm… it should be ready now? <font color=>Kisumi： We can’t let it burn him, so you need to check to make sure, Asahi! <font color=>Asahi： O-okay. *gulp* it’s kinda hard to drink… <font color=>Kisumi： What are you doing, drinking directly from the bottle!? You’re supposed to drip some on your wrist to test the temperature! Here, like this… <font color=>Asahi： Oh, Aaaahahah, hot, hot, it’s HOT! <font color=>Kisumi： Oh, welcome! <font color=>Ikuya： What are you doing, Stupid Asahi? <font color=>Asahi： Eh? Ikuya… <font color=>Ikuya： You have a toddler regression? Or are you… <font color=>Hiyori： …playing pretend, perhaps? <font color=>Asahi： Of course not! <font color=>Kisumi： You’re here too, Toono-kun! <font color=>Ikuya： I’m supposed to meet up with my brother. Is he not here yet? <font color=>Asahi： Oh, that’s why Natsuya was… <font color=>Kisumi： Hey, hey, Toono-kun, did you have a good think about joining the basketball club? <font color=>Hiyori： I’m still considering. (baby noise) <font color=>Asahi： Oh… Ooh! he likes Toono! <font color=>Hiyori： Hey, wait… why me? (baby noise) <font color=>Asahi： Tsukushi….I really…don’t understand you.