Ika Matsuri、 Returns!

 (イカ祭り、リターンズ! Ika Matsuri、 Ritaanzu! lit. Squid Festival Returns!) is the fifth track of the drama CD Iwatobi High School Katsudo Nisshi 2. It was released on September 25, 2013.

Translation
Rei ：“Squid Festival Returns.”

Makoto ：We came here again on the second day. Haruka ：Yeah. It’s our custom every year anyway. Makoto ：Haha. We’re wearing our yukatas today, so we’re in the proper summer festival mood. Nagisa ：Haru-chan! Mako-chan! Rei ：You came here again too, Senpai? Makoto ：Huh? You guys, too? Nagisa ：Yeah! We were running around a lot yesterday, and Rei-chan said he really wanted to participate in Squid-grabbing Heaven. Rei ：I did not say that! Nagisa ：Now, don’t say that! Look! They’re slipping all over each other! Gou ：[walks up] Good evening, everyone! Makoto ：You’re here too, Gou-chan? Gou ：Yes. Since Hana-chan was with me yesterday, I didn’t get to feast my eyes. Nagisa ：You really like muscles, don’t you… Gou ：No, I didn’t mean that! This is, um, how do you call it– an observational learning experience on the squid festival. Rei ：You can get a learning experience from the squid festival? <font color=>Gou ：Yes! Don’t you know, Rei-kun? Squid-grabbing Heaven is not a sport for commoners. It’s an event where men in fundoshi intertwine with a live squid as they grab at each other. In fact, it all began as a plan to correspond with the Ukiyo painting “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife” made by Kakushita Hokusai during the Edo period. <font color=>Rei ：I don’t see why anyone felt the need to do that in the first place… <font color=>Gou ：I know! Why don’t you all participate too? <font color=>Haruka ：As long as there’s water. <font color=>Nagisa ：Me, me! I want to join, too! Rei-chan, come on! <font color=>Rei ：No! Intertwining with a squid while wearing only a fundoshi… It’s just not beautiful! <font color=>Gou ：What are you talking about?! It’s very beautiful! [gasps] And if Rei-kun joins, there will be squid, glasses, and muscles! A new collaboration! There’s not a chance this won’t be beautiful! <font color=>Rei ：Squid, glasses, and muscles?! That makes no sense to me! <font color=>Makoto ：Now, now. Why don’t we go grab squid and take it as a chance to make memories about our summer? <font color=>Rei ：Not you too, Makoto-senpai…! <font color=>Gou ：Right?! You tell him too, Haruka-senpai! <font color=>Haruka ：Rei. Don’t try to catch the squid. Be the squid. Let the squid accept you. <font color=>Rei ：What would I even gain from being accepted by a squid?! <font color=>Gou ：Okay then, it’s decided! Go catch as much squid as you can! I have my camera ready! <font color=>Amakata ：Unfortunately, you can’t. <font color=>Makoto ：Ama-chan-sensei! <font color=>Gou ：Why not? <font color=>Amakata ：Because you’re underage. The rules have gotten stricter this year, and the combination of squid with underaged persons mixed together is forbidden. <font color=>All ：Ehhhhhhh?