Sosuke to Gou Himitsu no Date

 (宗介と江 秘密のデート Sousuke to Gou Himitsu no Deeto lit. Sosuke and Gou’s Secret Date) is the sixth track of the drama CD Extra Short Films. It was released on December 12, 2018.

Translation
Ai： It’s nice to eat out once in a while, don’t you think, Momo-kun? Momo： The hamburger was sooo good! Ai： Yeah! Momo： Oh, please wait a sec, Ai-senpai. Ai： Whose message is it? Momo： It’s Capybara! Ai： Capybara? Momo： Y'know, that Capybara of the Raging Stream who had a joint training camp with us a while back. Ai： Oh, Usami-kun, I think? Momo： He’s a pretty nice guy and I promised to give him a stag beetle for a present! Ai： Ooh, really! Uozumi： Ah…Nitori and Momo. Momo： Minami-senpai and Uocchi-senpai! Minami： Oh, you guys are here at this shopping mall, too? Ai： Momo-kun is here shopping and I tagged along, then we thought it’d be nice to have lunch out every now and then. Momo： Huh? But Minami-senpai, didn’t you say you’re going on a date today? <font color=>Minami： Ugh! T-that’s… <font color=>Momo： Were you on a date with Uocchi-senpai? <font color=>Uozumi： No way! His date suddenly canceled on him, so I got him to shop with me, that’s all. But then we…saw something mind-blowing. <font color=>Ai： Something mind-blowing? <font color=>Minami： Yeah, and it’s quite a scandal. It’s a Love Revolution that stabbed me right in my stood-up heart, like a knife! <font color=>Momo： Ooh, that sounds kinda cool, Minami-senpai! So…what were you shopping for, Uocchi-senpai? <font color=>Uozumi： Hmm? Oh, I went to the toy shop right over there and got…this. Hehe…look! <font color=>Momo： Aaah! Isn’t this Mecha Fresh Salmon Roe!? <font color=>Uozumi： But that’s not all. I also got this! Mecha Abalone! <font color=>Momo： Amazing! <font color=>Ai： So the Mecha Fresh Salmon Roe and Mecha Abalone are the Love Revolution that stabbed Minami-kun’s heart like a knife? <font color=>Minami： No! Not them! <font color=>Uozumi： That’s right. We were leaving the shop after we bought these, and that’s when we saw it. <font color=>Momo： What did you see? <font color=>Uozumi： It’s probably really sad news for you, Momo. You sure you want to know? <font color=>Minami： That’s right. It’s gonna be a Jealousy Storm that stabs Momo’s heart like a knife, too! <font color=>Momo： I have no idea what you’re talking about, Minami-senpai. <font color=>Uozumi： You ready, Momo? Stay calm and listen. What happened is that we…actually… <font color=>Momo： Actually? <font color=>Uozumi： witnessed Yamazaki-senpai and Gou-san on a date! <font color=>Momo： Eeh? Really!? <font color=>Ai： Are you sure you weren’t mistaken? <font color=>Minami： I’m sure of it. I definitely saw the two of them walking together side by side with my own eyes! <font color=>Uozumi： Shh! Hide yourselves! Yamazaki-senpai and Gou-san are walking towards us! <font color=>Momo： It really is Gou-san! <font color=>Ai： I think we should we tell Rin-senpai about this. <font color=>Momo： Huh? But Gou-san and Sosuke-senpai are always close like that. <font color=>Ai： Shh! Be quiet, Momo-kun! <font color=>Uozumi： They went into the hamburger shop! <font color=>Minami： Let’s follow them! <font color=>Ai： Wait! It’s a bad idea to go inside. It seems like they got a table by the window, so let’s hide here, and we’ll wait and see! <font color=>Uozumi： Nitori, you’re kinda enthusiastic about this. <font color=>Minami： You’re acting like a stalker. <font color=>Ai： I’ve been in the same situation like this before. When I was in first-year high school, Rin-senpai was worried that Gou-san might be going out on dates every week, so I assisted him by disguising myself as a chef apprentice of a high-class restaurant, while Rin-senpai disguised himself as a fledgling movie director, and we followed her. <font color=>Uozumi： What kind of disguise is that? <font color=>Momo： Disguise? That’s so cool! I want to wear a disguise, too! I’ll be a stag beetle hunter! <font color=>Ai： Momo-kun, a stag beetle hunter would stand out too much. If you’re going to be in disguise, it needs to be something more subtle. <font color=>Minami： Hey, Yamazaki-senpai and Gou-san have finished ordering their food and are now seated, and they’ve started talking about something. <font color=>Momo： Maybe they’re talking about the Mecha Fresh Salmon Roe? <font color=>Uozumi： Gou-san is speaking really desperately to Yamazaki-senpai about something…could it be…a love confession!? <font color=>Minami： Ahem…Sosuke-kun, I’ve always liked you! <font color=>Uozumi： No, we can’t, Gou… you’re the younger sister of my best friend. <font color=>Minami： Oniichan has nothing to do with this! Please accept my ardent Love Stream of feelings! <font color=>Ai： Geez, what kind of captions are you guys making up? <font color=>Minami： But you can tell Gou-san is earnestly begging for something, and Yamazaki-senpai is troubled by her request. What other kinds of situation can it be? <font color=>Ai： Hmm…it’s true that if Sosuke-senpai is to date Gou-san, who is the younger sister of his best friend and rival Rin-senpai, he’ll need extraordinary resolve, and he could be troubled by it… <font color=>Momo： AAAAAAH! <font color=>Ai： What’s the matter, Momo-kun? <font color=>Momo： They’re lucky sets. They’re both eating the lucky set! <font color=>Ai： Huh? Ah…right. <font color=>Momo： Gou-san is giving…Sosuke-senpai…her lucky set toy. <font color=>Uozumi： What about it? <font color=>Momo： She’s giving him the precious lucky set toy. That’s a love confession! No way, Gou-san! Why aren’t you giving it to me!? <font color=>Ai： ‘kay… keep it down, Momo-kun. <font color=>Sosuke： What are you guys doing here? <font color=>Uozumi： He found us! <font color=>Sosuke： I found you? <font color=>Ai： Oh no, we um… spotted you two by chance, and we’re wondering what you’re doing and thought we’ll take a look, that’s all…hehe… <font color=>Minami： Huh? Where’s Gou-san? <font color=>Sosuke： She’s left already. That’s right, Momo. I got a lucky set toy for you from Gou. <font color=>Momo： Huh? For me? So does that means Gou-san’s confessing her love to me? Is that it!? <font color=>Ai： Ugh… that’s not it, so calm down, Momo-kun. <font color=>Uozumi： What were you and Gou-san talking about? <font color=>Sosuke： Oh, heh…she was asking me to be a judge. Ah, would you guys like to help her out, too? <font color=>Ai： A judge? <font color=>Rei： Um…so now, I would like to commence the final muscles vs. fat match at the Iwatobi Assembly Hall! The first round will be a competition based on the theme “strength”! Let’s start with Gou-san! Please! <font color=>Gou： Yes! If strength is what we’re judging by, my first choice would be the biceps brachii muscles of Nagatomo Jiroumaru-kun, a second year from the rugby club! <font color=>Rei： Those are indeed muscles with lots of strength! Now, the fat that Ayumu-san chose to compete against them is…! <font color=>Ayumu： Yes! When it comes to fat that’s strong, no one can hold a candle to this person. It’s the stomach fat of Matsumaeda Shinji-kun in Class 1-3, who’s not in any clubs! <font color=>Rei： Now we have both sides ready. Judges, your expert opinions, please! Muscles vs. Fat, round one…who will be our winner!? <font color=>Momo： Hmm… I don’t know what to do. I want to side with Gou-san, but I have to practice good sportsmanship and judge this fair and square… <font color=>Ai： Um, Sosuke-senpai…? <font color=>Sosuke： What is it? <font color=>Ai： I…don’t really understand what’s going on. <font color=>Sosuke： Neither do I.