Hidaka Daigaku no Kaidan

 (燈鷹大学の怪談) is the eighth track of the drama CD Extra Short Films. It was released on December 12, 2018.

Translation
Asahi： And soooo, right then, Mikoshiba-senpai laughed and went, like, “GAHAHA, IT’S MEEE”…! Makoto： Ooh, so that’s what happened? Ikuya： By the way, who is Mikoshiba-senpai? Haruka： Oh right, Ikuya, you don’t know Mikoshiba-senpai. He’s our senpai at the university swim club. Makoto： And he was also the captain of Samezuka’s swim team. Asahi： So he’s someone like Natsuya-senpai when we were at Iwatobi Middle School. Ikuya： My brother’s doesn’t say “Gahaha.” Makoto： EH!? The…the lights went off! Ikuya： It's… pitch black. Haruka： I think it’s way past the closing time of the student union building. Ikuya： Hmm… it’s just past 10pm. Haruka： The light in this discussion room turns itself off at 10pm. Asahi： In that case, should we head to our club room and talk more there? We can even sleep overnight there! Makoto： Ikuya and I are not in the Hidaka swim club, so we really shouldn’t, don’t you think? Ikuya： That’s right. Haruka： Well then, should we go home? <font color=>Asahi： No way! Let’s stay for a little longer! I mean, Makoto and Ikuya came all the way to Hidaka to see us. <font color=>Makoto： Hehe, with the four of us in the dark like this, it reminds me of our training camp in middle school. <font color=>Ikuya： Right… that time during summer break when Asahi said “we’re doing a training camp for next summer!” and we all stayed overnight at school? <font color=>Asahi： That’s right! Should we all start telling scary stories, just like we did that night? Since the lights are off and this is the perfect mood for it! <font color=>Makoto： Eeeeh, I’ll pass, thank you! <font color=>Ikuya： Hehe, Makoto, you’re a scaredy-cat, as always. <font color=>Makoto： Well yeah, but…! <font color=>Haruka： It’s okay, Makoto. There were many scary stories at Iwatobi Middle school, such as the Seven Scary Wonders, but Hidaka doesn’t have them. <font color=>Ikuya： Now that you mentioned it, there really were many. Like when you stay at school at night, the bell would suddenly go off, and the ghost of a teacher who died in an accident would appear… <font color=>Asahi： Oh yeah, there was that. And if you don’t say the magic word, they’ll follow you back home, and curse you to death… <font color=>Makoto： Heey, Stopppp! No more stories! <font color=>Makoto： Hyaaah! <font color=>Haruka： It’s just the bell. It chimes at this time every day. <font color=>Makoto： Fo-footsteps!? Would it be… a ghost…? <font color=>Asahi： C'mon, ghosts don’t have legs, so they couldn’t make footsteps. <font color=>Makoto： But… they’re getting closer…! <font color=>Ikuya： Maybe it’s a teacher patrolling? <font color=>Makoto： Haru, the magic word, say the magic word…! <font color=>Haruka： Magic word… what should I say? <font color=>Asahi： I think it’s something like…toma..doburi…or somethi- <font color=>Haruka： “Tomadoburiranchinburiranti”! <font color=>Makoto： AAAAAHHHHHH!!! <font color=>Hiyori： I knew you guys would be here. I heard you talking. <font color=>Ikuya： Hiyori! <font color=>Asahi： Geez, don’t scare us! <font color=>Hiyori： Sorry, sorry. Were you that frightened? You guys are timider than I expected. <font color=>Ikuya： More importantly, Hiyori, what are you doing here? <font color=>Asahi： Oh! Could it be that…Toono…you're… already dead? And you became a ghost and came looking for Ikuya? You’re definitely the type to hold a grudge forever! <font color=>Hiyori： Can you not say such insulting things? Of course I’m not a ghost. I got a message from Terashima inviting me to an all-nighter karaoke, so I thought I’d ask Ikuya as well. <font color=>Haruka： Terashima…? Oh, the Archerfish from Shimogami University. <font color=>Asahi： Couldn’t you have just asked him by texting him? You scared everyone by coming here all of the sudden! <font color=>Hiyori： I messaged him AND I called him, but I didn’t get any response. That’s why I got worried and started looking for him. <font color=>Ikuya： Oh…? I don’t have my phone on me. <font color=>Makoto： Did you leave it somewhere? <font color=>Ikuya： Aah… at the canteen where we had dinner, I’m sure. <font color=>Makoto： I wonder if the canteen is still open… <font color=>Haruka： It’s likely closed, but maybe we can still get in. <font color=>Hiyori： Hidaka is pretty big! Not as big as Shimogami though. <font color=>Ikuya： The campus at night… is surprisingly quiet. <font color=>Hiyori： Looks like there’s no one in the gym either. <font color=>Haruka： It’s holiday tomorrow, so I guess everyone finished practice early and went home. <font color=>Makoto： …wait, someone’s in there! <font color=>Ikuya： This reminds me… of the Seven Scary Wonders of Iwatobi Middle School… <font color=>Asahi： The Headless Soccer Kid! <font color=>Ikuya： That’s right, the one about the kid who did basketball drills with his own head…! <font color=>Makoto： Like I said, stop telling these stories!! <font color=>Hiyori： Tachibana-kun, you really are a scaredy cat, aren’t you? Actually, I also know of this really special scary story! Would you like to hear it? <font color=>Makoto： I don’t want to hear it!! <font color=>Haruka： It’s coming over. <font color=>Asahi： This is…probably… <font color=>Kisumi： Oh? What’s everyone doing here? <font color=>Asahi： I knew it’s you, Kisumi! <font color=>Kisumi： Aah! Toono-kun is here, too! I’m really looking forward to the 3x3 next Sunday! <font color=>Asahi： What? You guys play basketball together? <font color=>Hiyori： It’s my day off from swim club, so yeah, to socialize. <font color=>Kisumi： Asahi, you’re jealous? <font color=>Asahi： Like I would be! <font color=>Kisumi： Ooh, so you guys came to find something you left behind. Hehe, it feels a bit like one of those dares you do as a challenge! It reminds me of the Seven Scary Wonders back in middle school~ <font color=>Haruka： We were just talking about them. <font color=>Asahi： And how it’s boring we don’t have them at Hidaka. <font color=>Kisumi： If they don’t exist, maybe you can make them up yourselves? <font color=>Makoto： Nooo there’s no need for that!! <font color=>Ikuya： …what’s that sound? <font color=>Haruka： Like something is flying? <font color=>Asahi： There it goes again. <font color=>Hiyori： Oh? Over there… <font color=>Ikuya： Something… just flew? <font color=>Makoto： Eeh… is it not a bird? <font color=>Asahi： Birds don’t fly like that. <font color=>Hiyori： A UFO? <font color=>Asahi： Isn’t it too small for that? <font color=>Kisumi： Oh! Looks like it fell. <font color=>Asahi： Alright then, let’s go take a look! <font color=>Makoto： WHAAAT!? <font color=>Asahi： Um…it should be… right around here… <font color=>Makoto： That’s enough, don’t you think!? <font color=>Kisumi： Even though we might be the ones to discover the first Scary Wonder? <font color=>Makoto： I don’t want to discover anything at all! <font color=>Haruka： Ah. What is this? <font color=>Kisumi： A boomerang? <font color=>Makoto： There’s a drawing of a kangaroo on it. <font color=>Kisumi： Boomerang…and kangaroo…would mean… <font color=>Makoto： Australia? <font color=>Haruka： Could it be… Rin? <font color=>Asahi： He threw it all the way from Sydney? <font color=>Ikuya： How is it supposed to reach here? Stupid Asahi. <font color=>Kisumi： No wait! Could it be that something bad happened to Rin, and some supernatural force is in works, trying to tell us? <font color=>Makoto： Haru… should we call Rin? <font color=>Haruka： Rin…! <font color=>Kisumi： You’re texting Rin? <font color=>Haruka： Yeah. …I’ve got a reply. He said: “why are you texting me this late at night?” <font color=>Makoto： Oh thank god, he’s okay…! <font color=>Kisumi： But if that’s the case, what’s the boomerang from Australia doing here…? <font color=>Ikuya： Could this be…? <font color=>Makoto： Oh, is it Momotaro-kun? <font color=>Ikuya： No, I think I know who it is… <font color=>Hiyori： Yeah, you’re probably right. <font color=>Natsuya： Hey guys, so this is where you are! Oh, that boomerang is mine. <font color=>Nao： I’m glad you found it. <font color=>Makoto： Natsuya-senpai! And Nao-senpai, too!? <font color=>Ikuya： Brother…what on earth are you doing? <font color=>Natsuya： What do you mean “what”…I got into an argument with Nao about how to throw a boomerang, so we decided to try it out for real. <font color=>Asahi： So you just… started throwing a boomerang… in the middle of the night… at a university you don’t go to? <font color=>Natsuya： Sorry, I thought there’s no one here, so I just… <font color=>Ikuya： Brother… what did you come here for? <font color=>Nao： He heard from Ikuya that you guys are having a training camp together, so he said he’d bring some snacks over for you guys. <font color=>Natsuya： Here. Beer and snacks to go with it! <font color=>Ikuya： We’re still underage! <font color=>Natsuya： That’s just a joke. These are for Nao and me. I’ve got soda for you guys, don’t worry. <font color=>Hiyori： You plan to join the training camp, too? <font color=>Asahi： Or maybe he just wants to drink… <font color=>Ikuya： It’s not a training camp… besides, we’re just about to head home. <font color=>Natsuya： Really? How boring. By the way, I called you on your phone, but you didn’t answer, so I was worried. <font color=>Ikuya： We’re on our way to retrieve my phone. <font color=>Haruka： It seems like he’s left it at the canteen. <font color=>Nao： Is that the canteen over there? <font color=>Natsuya： The lights are off. <font color=>Nao： Something is flashing inside. <font color=>Makoto： A will‐o'‐the‐wisp!! <font color=>Haruka： It’s probably Ikuya’s phone. Maybe someone’s calling him right now. Like Mr. Archerfish. <font color=>Asahi： Oh, the flashing is gone. <font color=>Hiyori： I’ll try calling the phone, too. <font color=>Asahi： It started flashing again. <font color=>Natsuya： I knew it. <font color=>Makoto： Oh thank god…woah! It’s now moving! And it’s floating!! If it’s a phone, it shouldn’t move on its own, or float….right? <font color=>Kisumi： So this is the new Seven Scary Wonders? <font color=>Ikuya： A will-o’-the-wisp that wanders around a canteen in the middle of the night… <font color=>Makoto： Eeeeek!? <font color=>Asahi： Oh, it’s leaving the canteen. <font color=>Nao： Maybe someone is holding the phone in their hand? <font color=>Natsuya： You’re right. They found the lost item, I’m sure. <font color=>Hiyori： But… isn’t that person… laughing maniacally? <font color=>Asahi： That’s true… there’s no need to laugh like that… just because you found a phone. <font color=>Ikuya： This reminds me, there’s a scary story about a man’s silhouette that keeps laughing… it’s one of the Seven Scary Wonders. <font color=>Makoto： Eeeeeh! It…it’s heading over here…! W-WHO IS IT!? <font color=>Seijuro： GAHAHAHA, IT’S ME!! All：Mikoshiba-senpai!?