Rin no Oheya Houmon

 (凜のお部屋訪問 Rin’s Room Visit) is the ninth track of the drama CD Iwatobi Kōkō Suiei-bu Katsudō Nisshi 2. It was released on September 25, 2013.

Translation
Nagisa ：“Rin’s Room Visit.”

Nagisa ：The joint practice sure was fun! Haruka ：We haven’t swam with Samezuka since we had that first joint practice with them before Rei joined us. Gou ：And your relationship with my brother was still rocky, so we left right after we finished practice. Rei ：But today we’re visiting Rin-san’s room. Makoto ：Yeah. I never expected Rin to allow it.

Rin ：Huh?! My room?! …Sure, I don’t mind. I’ll be right there after I’ve taken my shower, so go wait ahead of me.

Gou ：My brother’s room! I can’t wait! Haruka ：You’ve never been there either, Gou? Gou ：Of course not! Samezuka Academy is an all-boy’s school, so a girl can’t just go barging into their dormitories.

[Nagisa knocks] Nagisa ：We’re coming in! Makoto ：So this is Rin’s room, huh? Rei ：It’s pretty messy… Nagisa ：There’s a photo at the bedside. Gou ：Whose photo? Whose photo?! Haruka ：[picks it up] This is… <font color=>Rei ：/MAKOTO/<font color=>Nagisa ：Gou-chan?! <font color=>Gou ：Brother put my photo in a photo stand? <font color=>Nagisa ：Rin-chan must really love you, Gou-chan. <font color=>Rei ：That’s a little gross though… <font color=>Gou ：What are you saying, Rei-kun?! It’s only natural for my brother to care so much for his precious, precious little sister. <font color=>Rei ：But there are photos over here too… <font color=>Nagisa ：Wow, you’re right! Photos all over the desk! <font color=>Makoto ：All of Gou-chan… <font color=>Haruka ：There isn’t a single photo of us. <font color=>Gou ：Now, now, Haruka-senpai! Don’t be jealous! <font color=>Nagisa ：Huh? I see a magazine peeking out from under the bed. <font color=>Rei ：Nagisa-kun, don’t! You mustn’t touch that! There’s only one type of book that boys hide underneath their beds! <font color=>Nagisa ：Like what? *stare* <font color=>Rei ：Eh? That is… um… Don’t look at me with those eyes full of pure innocence! <font color=>Makoto ：T–That’s right! You shouldn’t look at those! <font color=>Gou ：What is it?! I want to know! <font color=>Rei ：You don’t want to know! <font color=>Makoto ：Let’s pretend we didn’t see it, okay? <font color=>Gou ：I want to see it! <font color=>Haruka ：I want to see it, too! <font color=>Makoto ：Not you too, Haru! <font color=>Gou ：As his little sister, I take full responsibility for looking at it! [grabs for it] <font color=>Makoto ：No, don’t! <font color=>Rei ：The space underneath the bed is holy ground for men! It’s not for other people to touch– <font color=>Gou ：Got it! <font color=>Makoto /<font color=>Rei ：Ahhhh! <font color=>Gou ：T–This is… <font color=>Makoto /<font color=>Rei ：Eh?! <font color=>Haruka ：Monthly Muscle Magazine! <font color=>Makoto /<font color=>Rei /<font color=>Nagisa ：Ehhhhhhh?! <font color=>Gou ：I buy this every month! I didn’t know my brother read it too! <font color=>Makoto ：You read Monthly Muscle Magazine too, huh, Gou-chan… <font color=>Nagisa ：[flips through] “Special feature on running, the extensor crappy uterus muscle”… <font color=>Makoto ：Nagisa? It’s extensor carpi ulnaris muscle. Umm, and… “For this autumn’s trend… we will further examine the charm of the sternocleidomastoid muscle”…? <font color=>Rei ：T–There are a lot of muscle pictures in there… <font color=>Nagisa ：Does Rin-chan have a muscle fetish too? <font color=>Haruka ：Maybe it’s so he has something to talk about with Gou? <font color=>Makoto ：Sibling love, huh? <font color=>Rei ：That kind of sibling love is just icky… <font color=>Nagisa ：But there’s a normal magazine of idol gravure photos over here. <font color=>Gou ：[looks] Ehh, my brother looks at this kind of stuff? Shock. <font color=>Rei ：No, I think your brother finding out that his younger sister looks at muscle magazines would be the bigger shock… <font color=>Nagisa ：Hey, there’s an envelope with a half-written letter in it here! <font color=>Rei ：It has a heart sticker on it! <font color=>Gou ：A love letter?! <font color=>Haruka ：Who was Rin writing that to? <font color=>Nagisa ：It’s addressed to… <font color=>Rei ：Wai— Don’t, Nagisa-kun! You shouldn’t be looking at other people’s love letters! <font color=>Nagisa ：Eh?! This is addressed to Gou-chan! <font color=>Gou ：Me?! <font color=>Rei ：There’s something definitely wrong here! What brother in his right mind uses a heart sticker in a letter to his sister?! <font color=>Haruka ：Wait! This isn’t Rin’s handwriting! <font color=>Makoto ：You’re right! And now that I have a better look at it, it says “To Gou-kun”! <font color=>Gou ：Gou… kun…? <font color=>Rei ：You don’t mean…? <font color=>Mikoshiba ：[barges in] Hey, what’s wrong with you people! Don’t enter other people’s rooms without– I–It’s you, Gou-kun! This is perfect, I was actually writing you a letter! I–I was wondering if you’d like to go see a movie with me this Sunday– <font color=>Gou ：Um… sorry, no. <font color=>Mikoshiba ：–I thought so.

<font color=>Rin ：Those guys are late. <font color=>Nitori ：Yeah, they aren’t coming. <font color=>Rin ：Actually… I don’t know why, but I’m getting this overwhelming urge to punch Captain to the ground… Why is that?